4/09/07 12:52PM

All hail Microsoft, that glorious empire of domineering the market with inferior equipment. *Ahem* Todays comic is about that wonderful announcement that they are releasing a better version of the Xbox 360 after many people allready supported their console by buy the "Pro" versions, seemingly the best 360's on the market. This new system will have an hdmi port, and most importantly, a 120gb hard drive compared to their 20gb ones that shipped with the original consoles. But don't worry, the hard drive will be sold seperately, for 200 dollars! Are you kidding me? So why don't you get an external hard drive that is not Microsoft, those things don't cost nearly that much you say? Microsoft says no! Only Microsoft xbox hard drives are compatable. Well whats the big deal with only having a 20gb hard drive you say? The latest installments in the Xbox empire are game downloads and movies which can be saved onto your hard drive for watching later, the problem lies in the fact that these things over time can eat up a tremendous ammount of space. Might I also add that to download these things you need to use Microsoft points, which are bought using real money. So to be able to spend your money on buying their games and movies, you have to spend even more money for the hard drive. Diabolic methinks? Yes, yes it is. I think that sums it up for yah. Green and white Darth vader is amusing to look at.

Rantingly yours,

Nate