

4/16/07 1:30PM

Away with Michael Bay I
Say!
So. Michael Bay. Michael
Bay is not a man I feel comfortable allowing around my childhood. The Transformers
trailer fills me with dread. The Transformers themselves, the way they transform,
the wee chilluns's in danger. It doesn't exactly inspire confidence. Plus it's
Michael Bay. The Michael Bay school of filmaking is going to get all over Mecha,
like some sort of horrible staining... stain... thing. This is worse to me then
the notion of Uwe Boll getting hs hands on the Metal Gear licencse. In fact
I would probably rather see Uwe Boll make Trasnsformers. Come to that I would
rather see Uwe Boll make a Guitar Hero movie. Speaking of tangents, Boom Boom
Rocket (Xbox Live),is a fine rhythm game. I guess thats all I got.
Fleeing from the city by
the Bay,
G to the K